If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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