Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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