My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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