So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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