everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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