she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Blood and glitter go together right?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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