I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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