i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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