Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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