Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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