Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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