Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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