It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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