Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I deserve this hangover.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
