I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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