? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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