how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
