I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just threw up on my dentist
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Randomize
