Buhtt sex?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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