People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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