Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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