you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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