Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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