girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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