What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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