He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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