How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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