I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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