what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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