Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
