i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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