Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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