Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I need moral support for this bender
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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