Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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