Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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