She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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