Are we in a gay sports bar?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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