Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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