Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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