sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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