alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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