Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I will pee on everything he values.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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