quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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