He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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