I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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