i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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