if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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