we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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