i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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