i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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