Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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