This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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