How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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